British comedienne Tracey Ullman has a sketch where she plays Harry Potter author JK Rowling going through customs at an American airport.
The customs officer recognises her and asks for advice on becoming a writer. She tells him to quit his job, go on the dole, head to a cafe and write all day, everyday.
When told he would prefer to keep his job and possibly do some writing at night, Rowling/Ullman brutally replies “That might work, but probably not”. Continue reading