Below are summaries of five TV shows. One has already appeared on our screens, two have been purchased by Channel 7 to be possibly aired some time in the next 12 months and two have been made up by me. Can you pick which is which?
Good Christian Bitches: Amanda Vaughn is a recently widowed mother of two who, to get a fresh start, moves back to the affluent Dallas neighborhood where she grew up to find herself in the whirling midst of salacious gossip, Botox, and fraud. Starring Glee’s Kirtsen Chenoweth.
Tim To The Rescue: Royal National Lifeboat Institute lifeguard Tim Collins thinks he has the perfect life in the Cornish town of Newquay until he finds his fiancee in bed with his brother. He then swaps life in England for a job with a sea search and rescue service in a quirky Australian coastal community. Tim To The Rescue features A Few Best Men star Kris Marshall and Underbelly actress Emma Booth
I Can’t Stop Masturbating: Russell masturbates up to 15 times a day, a habit that is destroying his relationships with the opposite sex. We’ll follow Russell as he embarks on a road trip across America, sampling weird and wonderful treatments to see if he can finally kick his addiction.
Celebrity Kickboxing: Australian Idol winner Damien Leith, Noiseworks frontman Jon Stevens, radio personality Meshel Laurie, former Wallaby Matt Giteau, Home and Away star Ada Nicodemou and comedian Elliot Goblet compete to see who is the best exponent of Muay Thai kickboxing. Hosted by Santo Cilauro.
I Just Want My Pants Back: Jason is the ultimate slacker who puts hanging with his friends, going to bars and hooking up above his entry level job where he’s the lowest rung at a casting agency. It’s not until a one night stand steals his heart and his pants, that he begins a quest to get his beloved jeans back, and hopefully the girl, while also growing up along the way.